When I was a baby like two or three years old my dad who always had a full beard shaved off his beard and when he got home from work I didn’t recognise him and screamed and cried every time he tried to pick me up until it grew back. I’m 21 now and he hasn’t shaved off his beard since.
at work: ***flawless (feat. chimamanda ngozi adichie)
when i’m going out: ***flawless (feat. nicki minaj)
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL